Writing a Parody
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Elevator buttons and morning air
Stranger silence makes me wanna take the stairs If you were here, we'd laugh about their vacant stares But right now, my time is theirs So don't you worry your pretty little mind People throw rocks at things that shine And life makes love look hard The stakes are high, the water's rough, but this love is ours And it's not theirs to speculate if it's wrong and Your hands are tough but they are where mine belong in I'll fight their doubt and give you faith with this song for you 'Cause I love the gap between your teeth And I love the riddles that you speak And any snide remarks from my father about your tattoos will be ignored 'Cause my heart is yours And don't you worry your pretty little mind People throw rocks at things that shine But they can't take what's ours, The stakes are high, the water's rough, but this love is ours |
Undone assignments and morning air
Classmates' silence makes me want to laugh at them If you were here, we'd laugh about their vacant stares But right now, I'm doing my assignments So don't you worry your pretty judgmental mind We will both throw rocks at things that shine And we'll just laugh so hard The stakes are high, your mind is rough, but this friendship is ours And it's not theirs to speculate if it's wrong and I know your tough but you still have you soft and kind heart I'll fight their talks and give you faith with this song for you 'Cause I don't care about your teeth But still, I love the riddles that so corny And any snide remarks from my mother about your being an adventurer, will be ignored And my partial heart is yours And don't you worry your pretty judgmental mind We will both throw rocks at things that shine But they can't take what's ours The stakes are high, the water's rough, but this friendship is ours |
Hero Poem
Blotz Poem
This is a Turrafah.
Turrafah lives in top of the tornado in one town in Turkmenistan. Turrafah eats T-rex, ten-wheeler truck, towers and trains. Turrafah likes travelong, torturing, tormenting and playing tramboline. Turrafah can twerk thirty times in two days continuously. Turrafah traveled in Paris and turned my favorite Eiffel Tower into tiny tents within twenty-three seconds. |
This is a Dargalooney.
Dargalooney lives in the deep dark drawn in the drainage under the dormitory with different smells. Dargalooney eats different dragons that are doomed and have dark colors. Dargalooney likes dancing with the dangerous and dirty dogs in the dandelion dome. Dargalooney is drooling for the dozen of donuts that are placed near the donkeys. Dargalooney dragged my dresses and dolls and donated it in the dull orphanage. |
Writing Activity #5
If I were God
God is a powerful man-kind that is ever created in this world. To be a God is a pleasure. You'll have wealth, power, attention and the people will worship you. But every good things and benefits of being a God have a equivalent responsibility; responsibilities that will surely knock you down if you can't handle those kind of things. People will also give you criticisms if you fail in doing one thing. But they will surely praise and worship you if you give them everything.
It is a pleasure if I will be a God. Because we all know that being a God, the world will know you and even, will worship you. But being a God requires a big responsibility because you have to look after the whole world, and even the non-living and living things requires your responsibility. That's why it is really hard in being a Gods. But if I were God, I will take it as a challenge and not for granted. I will do things that I think that will be good for others. And I will not hesitate to sacrifice my life if it requires for safety of others. I will also won't covers hesitate to fight for what I have if it happiness of the world. Being a president of one country is hard because it covers the whole world, the living and the non-living things. and when if the whole universe or creature God has made.
I I were God, I will also do the same things that He had done just for the safety of us. He suffered from the sins and when that He didn't even made. He sacrificed himself that he loves and He knows what will happen after sacrificing himself. And He won't give you challenges that we know we ca't do I will just thing that God . Because are you already have everything you still going o thank and consult him if you already have everything?
It is a pleasure if I will be a God. Because we all know that being a God, the world will know you and even, will worship you. But being a God requires a big responsibility because you have to look after the whole world, and even the non-living and living things requires your responsibility. That's why it is really hard in being a Gods. But if I were God, I will take it as a challenge and not for granted. I will do things that I think that will be good for others. And I will not hesitate to sacrifice my life if it requires for safety of others. I will also won't covers hesitate to fight for what I have if it happiness of the world. Being a president of one country is hard because it covers the whole world, the living and the non-living things. and when if the whole universe or creature God has made.
I I were God, I will also do the same things that He had done just for the safety of us. He suffered from the sins and when that He didn't even made. He sacrificed himself that he loves and He knows what will happen after sacrificing himself. And He won't give you challenges that we know we ca't do I will just thing that God . Because are you already have everything you still going o thank and consult him if you already have everything?
Writing Activity #4
Overcoming Fears
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A fear, also known as phobia, is the one we are afraid of. Most of the people are acrophobia or fear of heights, and that means one is afraid of being in a tall places. Some are nyctophobia or fear of darkness. It means that one is afraid of being in a dark places. But, even though some people have phobias or fears, they are having more courage and being more brave to overcome their fear. They try hard to face their fear and overcome it.
I don't actually have phobias or fears. I can't think of things that I am afraid of. But if I have one, I will do my best to face it and overcome it. I know it's hard but I don't think how it feels because, like I said, I don't have fears. Facing a fear is like standing in front of a wild lion without handling anything. It is very scary to stand in front of a lion without anything and we all know that. Just like facing a fear, you should gain more courage and bravery to face it. And when you face it and be with it, you will not notice that you are already taking a step by step to overcome it. You will just find yourself ignoring it and later on, enjoying it.
Overcoming a fear can not be measured by how big your fear is on one thing, it is measured by how big you gain your courage and bravery to overcome a fear. And I think fear is not made for us to be afraid of one thing, it is made for us to see how you can handle your fear and overcome it. Fear is only a challenge for us to see who accept it and try the challenge or just decline it and forever, you'll be on cage, locked without keys. Fear is not something to be afraid of, instead, it is something to be discover what we still undiscovered. It is to experience what we still don't experience. A fear depends on the person handing it, not to see how scary your fear is. That's why when you have a fear, don't look at it in a negative way, instead, look at it in a positive way just like you're going to jump across a hole. Live your life fully because you only live once.
I don't actually have phobias or fears. I can't think of things that I am afraid of. But if I have one, I will do my best to face it and overcome it. I know it's hard but I don't think how it feels because, like I said, I don't have fears. Facing a fear is like standing in front of a wild lion without handling anything. It is very scary to stand in front of a lion without anything and we all know that. Just like facing a fear, you should gain more courage and bravery to face it. And when you face it and be with it, you will not notice that you are already taking a step by step to overcome it. You will just find yourself ignoring it and later on, enjoying it.
Overcoming a fear can not be measured by how big your fear is on one thing, it is measured by how big you gain your courage and bravery to overcome a fear. And I think fear is not made for us to be afraid of one thing, it is made for us to see how you can handle your fear and overcome it. Fear is only a challenge for us to see who accept it and try the challenge or just decline it and forever, you'll be on cage, locked without keys. Fear is not something to be afraid of, instead, it is something to be discover what we still undiscovered. It is to experience what we still don't experience. A fear depends on the person handing it, not to see how scary your fear is. That's why when you have a fear, don't look at it in a negative way, instead, look at it in a positive way just like you're going to jump across a hole. Live your life fully because you only live once.
Glynise
Naughty, Tricky, Smart, Choosy Daughter of Wilson and Glenda Lover of my family, friend, anime Who feels uneasy when my friends and I had a fight Who needs love, clothes, food Who gives gifts with efforts and personalized objects Who fears earthquake, terror teacher, snakes Who would like to see Paris, Japan, America Resident of Lucena Fiegalan |
Credo Poem
I believe in true friendship
the bonding with each other the sharing of secrets together the essence of being open with one another the small fights with each other Chatting in Facebook, Twitter and Friendster But I don't believe that friends will not be forever I believe in "Bestfriends Forever" I believe in friends who stayed longer I believe in friends who grow old together Better, stronger and closer And I believe in friends who don't leave someone behind and just want life to be happier. |
I believe in God
the blessings that He gave the apologies that He accepts the verses that He says the message that He sends Acceptance, forgiveness and faith But I don't believe in Anti-Christ I believe in His words I believe in my faithfulness to Him I believe in the orders and commandments that He give And I believe in He doesn't require us to understand, but to believe, and I call it Faith. |
(Goals)
Not a Futuristic Kind of Girl
All of the people have their own goals in life. And we all strive hard to make it happen. And when you go deeper, it is the very kernel in our life. Our goals in life make us live to have purpose and to learn how to work hard in able to get what we want to get or to be. Future really matters but don't over think about it because we don't know what will happen later, tomorrow or next year. But we can do our best in able to achieve our goals. But did you even wandered of your best to be enough? Can you still be better than your best?
Actually, I am not a futuristic kind of girl. I admit that I am thinking of what I'm gonna be on the future but I don't conclude that I am really going to be what I want to be, instead, I will just make it happen for myself. Because future is unpredictable and any impossible things can be possible. Just like the others say "Hope for the best but expect for the worst". Because if we already give a conclusion in our life, and when it don't happen, it will be a big disappointment. It's better to be surprise that to be disappointed.
One's future depends on itself, you will make you own future because future depends on how you act ad make your goals be possible for you. For example, I want to be a photographer but I won't be a photographer if I won't do anything to make it possible. That's why I am not even thinking my future instead, I'm making my future my inspiration to be encourage to strive hard for it. Your future depends on you ,on how you act and on how you accept it. Thinking about future is really an interesting topic, we're already predicting but we're not assuming. Any other instances may happen, but if you are really desperate on making it possible and you have the guts to make it possible, it will happen. Just believe in yourself and believe in God. God is always there to guide and protect us. Everything will be possible in the future if your working hard for it. But remember, I am not a futuristic kind of girl. =)
Actually, I am not a futuristic kind of girl. I admit that I am thinking of what I'm gonna be on the future but I don't conclude that I am really going to be what I want to be, instead, I will just make it happen for myself. Because future is unpredictable and any impossible things can be possible. Just like the others say "Hope for the best but expect for the worst". Because if we already give a conclusion in our life, and when it don't happen, it will be a big disappointment. It's better to be surprise that to be disappointed.
One's future depends on itself, you will make you own future because future depends on how you act ad make your goals be possible for you. For example, I want to be a photographer but I won't be a photographer if I won't do anything to make it possible. That's why I am not even thinking my future instead, I'm making my future my inspiration to be encourage to strive hard for it. Your future depends on you ,on how you act and on how you accept it. Thinking about future is really an interesting topic, we're already predicting but we're not assuming. Any other instances may happen, but if you are really desperate on making it possible and you have the guts to make it possible, it will happen. Just believe in yourself and believe in God. God is always there to guide and protect us. Everything will be possible in the future if your working hard for it. But remember, I am not a futuristic kind of girl. =)
Why is Grammar Important
We all need communication to understand each other. Communication is one way to express ourselves. It is one way to express what we feel, what we think, our emotions and comments regarding to what happens to us. But sometimes in speaking, we often get conscious to what we speak because of grammar. And if you are talking to a fluent speaker, it is embarrassing if your grammar is wrong. And it's frustrating to talk to other nationality specifically, British because its accent is different and hard to understand for people who language is not English. Grammar is very important to us so that we could understand ourselves well, and to have no misunderstandings to the different speaker. Grammar is also important in high standards company. Because most of them are looking at how a person talks in English. And if a person is good in talking in English, he/she have a bigger possibility to be accepted. Grammar is what we need to have better future.